Saturday, August 26, 2006

Nasrallah the Grocer Freed; Is Postman Pat next on Israel's Target List?

(Reuters) Well-wishers gathered in Hassan Nasrallah's garden above the ancient Lebanese town of Baalbek yesterday, delighted to see him and four relatives back from a Kafkaesque three-week adventure in Israeli detention.

Nasrallah, a modest shopkeeper who happens to have the same name as the leader of Hezbollah, shook hands with his visitors and seated them under the trees as the family prepared a feast of grilled lamb.

The Israelis dumped them on the Lebanese border at Naqoura on Monday after 20 days, without an apology or even an explanation of what was behind their bizarre experience.

Editors Comment: Following the detention of Nasrallah the Grocer, Israeli Intelligence (if they have any) have suggested that Postman Pat may also be a Hizbullah operative. Sources close to Pat assure us he is not a member of Hizbullah but said will be taking additional security precautions including the purchase of a missile defence system in case Israeli attacks his van in the coming weeks.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumour has it that Barney the Dinosaur has also gone into hiding.....

Seems his songs like 'I love you, you love me' promote too much peace for Olmert, and Bush Inc.

27 August, 2006 18:54  
Anonymous Patriot said...

Very good!!!!!!!!!!!

having the word Israeli and intelligence in the same sentence can only be something negative or a contradiction..

27 August, 2006 20:25  

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